Sunday, August 30, 2015

Shaun & Manu

Happy Birthday to Shaun Alexander, the Seahawks career rushing and touchdown leader. He played for the team from 2000-2007 and won the league rushing title and MVP award in the Super Bowl season of 2005. Yes, he ran behind one of the best O-Lines in the history of organized football, but his speed and shiftiness capitalized powerfully upon the opportunities they created for him. His unheroic habit of taking an occasional dive to avoid big hits probably extended his career, but it rankles when couch potatoes question the courage of a man who exposed himself to potentially gruesome injury by carrying or catching the ball 2,581 times in nine NFL seasons.



Also celebrating a birthday today is Manu Tuiasosopo, who played defensive end from 1979-83, mostly in a reserve capacity, before finishing his career with the 49ers. While his performance was disappointing for a first-round draft pick, Tuiasosopo redeemed himself by returning to Seattle in retirement and making notable genetic contributions to Husky athletic programs in the form of his five children.






Saturday, August 29, 2015

Many happy returns

Happy Birthday to my man Leon Washington, one of the greatest kick returners in NFL and Seahawks history.

Leon's tenure with the Seahawks was relatively short (2010-12). He wanted to stay longer, but despite his astonishing return skills, he proved a poor fit for Pete Carroll's run offense. Our O-Line has been a work in progress for several seasons. Our offense needs big hosses to lug the rock, beasts who can bull through defenders and make their own holes. Washington is not that guy. He's small and shifty. And fast.

Of course, Leon's true forte is returning punts and kickoffs. He is tied with Josh Cribbs for the most return touchdowns in NFL history (8), a record likely to stand for awhile, since neither Cribbs nor Washington look likely to play again.

No Diehard could ever forget the home game against San Diego in 2010, a game we surely would have lost had Washington not returned two kickoffs for touchdowns (setting a Seahawks record and tying the all-time NFL record). Check it out at https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WgrIFZqRYeM



Dear Directv...

Dear Directv,

Why doesn't NFL Sunday Ticket include preseason games?

You guys have had me by the short hairs for more than a decade now. I pay through the nose for your exclusive NFL package because it's the only way to ensure that I can see every regular season Seahawks game. For what I pay, I should get the preseason games, too. And free nachos.

I don't believe in paying for TV. Programming was free when I was a kid, and I watch very little, aside from football. The Seahawks are literally the only reason I subscribe.

So I didn't see tonight's game. Presumably I can catch the rerun on the NFL Network later this week.

To add insult to injury, your college football offerings are very limited, so I rarely get to see the Huskies play.

You grasping slackers need to pick it up.

I can't wait to move back to Seattle so I can cut ties with you forever.

Sincerely,

Your Meal Ticket




Wednesday, August 5, 2015

Ready for some football

I've been in the private sector for more than a year now, but the previous 18 years in education deeply implanted the rhythms of the school year upon me. It's been six years since I coached varsity football, but August still makes me feel like running morning practices in dew-drenched grass overlong from a summer of monsoon rains and groundskeeper sloth. (Less happy: the maintenance department's habit of not erecting the uprights until the night before the first home game. We always went for two because practicing fields goals without goal posts is pointless.)

The kids I coached are all grown up now. Many are already fathers. Several have been putting their lives on the line fighting wildfires around the West for the last few months. At least one--P.J.--is coaching football and teaching history like I used to do, but probably better. Two of my former players--Andrew and Michael--have already lost their lives in car wrecks.

My son just turned four. They don't have football for kids his age around here, but his full-contact interpretation of soccer bodes well for his potential on the gridiron.

It's been a great week for Seattle: DangeRuss and Wags signed extensions, Michael Bennett reported to camp instead of holding out, and Earl Thomas III came off the PUP list.

On the other hand, it is sad to lose D-line stalwart Tony McDaniel, and Kam's holdout is baffling.

Friday, May 8, 2015

Offseason personnel moves

So sad to lose Max Unger, our best offensive lineman and a good team leader, despite occasional injuries.

Pete Carroll and John Schneider continue to force offensive line coach Tom Cable to work miracles. Would it kill them to draft some O-linemen in the first three rounds of the draft? Or sign a journeyman or two? Cable is a great coach who has transmuted free agents, late-round picks and college defensive lineman into Seahawk O-lines that appear serviceable only because DangeRuss is an escape artist and Marshawn Lynch only needs a few millimeters of daylight to pierce a defense and grind out some hard-won yards.

How do we ensure that acquiring All-pro tight end Jimmy Graham will be worth it? Under Carroll, tight ends have not been particularly productive in Seattle's offense. Zach Miller, a Pro Bowl pass catcher in Oakland, mostly used his great hands to block, working essentially as an extra O-linemen on most downs.

This was an option for Miller because he's an athlete who can catch well and block even better. I don't think anyone would argue that squandering Miller's receiving talents was ideal; it was what Seattle had to do to augment a subpar offensive line and fuel the running game that is the heart of our offense.

It would be undesirable and unwise to do the same with Golden Graham, who catches phenomenally well, but frightens no one as a blocker.

My humble proposal is to line up the Ginger Giant as a wideout. In New Orleans, Graham lined up as a wideout so often that he asked to be coded as a wide receiver rather than a tight end to earn higher pay if the Saints slapped him with the franchise tag.

As a wideout, Graham would have more opportunities to catch the ball, and better chances to help the running game. Although his blocking skills are poor for a tight end, they're good for a wideout. Once assigned to the position, he would instantly become the best route runner with the best hands and the perhaps even the best blocker in our receiving corps.

The move would also allow Seattle to keep other talent at the tight end position, including Luke Willson, Cooper Helfet and the talented but unlucky Anthony McCoy, who has been sidelined by two torn Achilles tendons in two years. We could even welcome back Zach Miller if he could pass a physical and accept a reasonable salary.

Speaking of reasonable salaries, Russell Wilson needs to get real in his contract negotiations. The Seahawks Way is to accept less than your market value for the privilege of playing on one of the best teams in the NFL. Richard Sherman, Kam Chancellor and Earl Thomas are among the best in the league at their positions, but they did not cash in because they know the unique chemistry of the Legion of Boom cannot be replicated elsewhere. Once you've guaranteed several million dollars, a real chance to win championships matters much more than earning a few million dollars more. This is especially true for quarterbacks who, as the face of the franchise, have more opportunities to make money on the side.

Super Bowl XLIX, revisited

Many continue to condemn Seattle's decision to throw on second-and-goal from the one-yard line with seconds to go in the Super Bowl. That was the Diehard's knee-jerk reaction, too.

But in retrospect, it was a defensible play call. Throwing at least once made sense in terms of clock management; you probably couldn't hand off three times in a row with only twenty seconds remaining.

Moreover, throwing on second down certainly maximizes the element of surprise.

I even defend Russell Wilson's decision to throw the pass. Ricardo Lockette got about as open as a wideout can get on a goal-line slant route. Lockette is a powerful receiver with decent hands; all things being equal, he should have been able to dominate the space and catch the ball.

If DangeRuss had thrown the ball a few inches farther to the right, then it would have been a Seahawks touchdown or an incompletion.

But the real problem was that the Patriots defender sold out and jumped the route. Rookie cornerback Malcolm Butler guessed correctly that Lockette was running a slant, and he won big on that high-stakes bet.

If Seattle had called a different route for Lockette--faking an inside slant and then veering back toward the outside corner of the end zone, for example--then instead of intercepting the ball, Butler would have been the goat who bit on the fake and let Lockette get wide open for the winning touchdown.

The notion that Seattle called a pass to deprive Marshawn Lynch of the winning touchdown is absurd.

The fact is that Super Bowl XLIX was a close and hard-fought contest, easily one of the most epic championship games in NFL history.

It is unfortunate that Seattle wound up on the losing side, and infuriating that it came at the hands of Bill Belicheat, Tom Shady and the Deflatriots.

If Seattle's secondary had been healthy, the game wouldn't have been close.

Despite an elbow injury, Richard Sherman played as well as ever. However, Kam Chancellor's torn MCL clearly slowed him and prevented him from dishing out normal doses of punishment to break the will of our opponents. Recovering from a dislocated shoulder made Earl Thomas mortal, too.

Even then, if Jeremy Lane hadn't suffered a freakish compound arm fracture during his interception return, Seattle still wins.

When I was poring over Seattle's inactives before the game, I remember thinking, "Why did they deactivate Marcus Burley? The Patriots are sure to throw a lot to exploit injuries to the Legion of Boom and expose our difficulty stopping tight ends and slot receivers. I think we need Burley covering slot receivers more than we need Christine Michael as a third-string running back."

Monday, February 2, 2015

Inexplicable

If we had just done the obvious thing, we would be two-time Super Bowl champions.

Hand the ball to Beast Mode and he scores.

The Legion of Boom would have kept Tom Brady out of field goal range.

The cheaters lose, and the Seahawks earn their just deserts after a great season.

If Bevell made the call, then Cable or Carroll should have overruled him. DangeRuss should have audibled into a handoff to Lynch.

No one needs to get fired, but we can't let anything like that happen again.