Saturday, May 7, 2011

Uncompetitive disadvantage

Lots of NFL players are working out on their own during this prolonged lockout.

Athletes on teams that really want to win have been getting together for informal practices.

Several Houston Texans are working out at Rice University.

Tony Romo has convened Cowboys practices.

Eli Manning is taking snaps and throwing passes to Giants teammates in Hoboken, New Jersey.

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Giants quarterbacks Eli Manning and Sage Rosenfels brave the rain to practice the Sailors' Hornpipe.

Why aren't any Seahawks getting together to practice?

Location is not an issue. Many players don't live in Seattle in the offseason, but nothing says the practices have to take place in our emerald Eden by the Sound.

LaDainian Tomlinson and Dirty Sanchez have led Jets workouts in sunny California.

The lack of veteran leadership certainly contributes to the dereliction of voluntarist duty on the part of our players. Seattle's two veteran offensive leaders--Matt Hasselbeck and center Chris Spencer--are both free agents who may not be back.

In Lofa Tatupu, we have a credible defensive leader, but the other teams' informal practices seem to have consisted primarily of quarterbacks throwing to backs and receivers.

A lack of veteran offensive leadership does not necessarily prevent players from holding informal practices. For example, Bengals backup Jordan Palmer has assembled his team's wideouts in California for some workouts.

Charlie Whitehurst could advance his case as a prospective starter by organizing some practices.

Our athletes' inaction has surrendered the initiative to our rivals in the league and in the division.

Last week, in Arizona, All-Pro wideout Larry Fitzgerald led several fellow Cardinals through workouts with Redskins quarterback Donovan McNabb, a Phoenix resident who may be auditioning with prospective teammates for a role with his hometown pro franchise.



The future in Arizona?

As long as league owners continue to dawdle, it is up to the players to salvage their team's prospects for the regular season by convening their own practices. Football is a team sport. Unless you're a world-class badass like Walter Jones, you can't get ready to play by working out all alone.

Seahawks players need to come together and make something happen.



A Seahawks Diehard exclusive photo of informal practices held by Seattle players thus far during the lockout.

Monday, May 2, 2011

Great Collaborators now a power trio



Seattle head coach Pete Carroll and general manager John Schneider.

Last year, Pete Carroll and GM John Schneider dubbed themselves the Great Collaborators, working together on drafting talent for the Seahawks. Musical analog: Simon & Garfunkel.



Simon & Garfunkel, feeling groovy

This year, they heavily involved a third man: assistant head coach and O-Line guru Tom Cable.



Tom Cable, former Raiders head coach

Now that the Great Collaborators have incorporated a third member, their new musical analog is Rush!



When you listen to Canada's premier prog rock power trio, Neil Peart's thunderous drumming and literate lyrics leap out at you. He establishes both the beat and the thematic content of each song.



Neil Peart, Rush drummer and lyricist

In determining Seattle's first two picks, Cable assumed the Neil Peart role. He set the rhythm and the theme: In this draft, more than anything else, the Seahawks moved to shore up the offensive line. Since that unit--once the strongest in the NFL--has become our Achilles' heel in recent years, that emphasis seemed entirely appropriate to me.

Most rock bands write songs about love and sex. Neil Peart rejects such tired themes, even if they are tried and true and timeless. Instead, he writes lyrics about atheism ("Free Will," "Faithless"), intolerance ("Witch Hunt"), and Dungeons & Dragons ("By-Tor and the Snow Dog" and "The Necromancer"). His magnum opus was 2112, a science fiction concept album channeling the philosophy of Ayn Rand. (Note: That was back in 1976. Unlike most Randroids, his thinking has matured and evolved since then.)



Similarly, Tom Cable evidently bucks conventional wisdom when it comes to the draft. Most analysts regard our first two picks as reaches, as offensive linemen who might have been good picks if taken a round later. However, Carroll and Cable claim that the road graders Seattle selected--tackle James Carpenter of Bama and guard John Moffitt of the false UW (Wisconsin)--were the two linemen that Cable most coveted from all of college football.

Of course, they might just be blowing smoke after the fact in an effort to justify risky picks.



Bama offensive tackle James Carpenter, Seattle's top draft pick

However, our O-Line selections clearly reflect the team's strong faith in Cable's ability to size up talent at his position of expertise. Certainly, he has had great success as a position coach, assembling effective front fives everywhere he has worked. In Oakland, he took Robert Gallery--for years a hopeless and bitterly disappointing draft bust--and built him into a valued and viable player, and now a coveted free agent.

On the other hand, one fears that Cable might have picked up some bad draft habits from Raiders owner Al Davis. Once a gifted talent scout, the Crypt Keeper seems to have lost his touch since joining the ranks of the undead. (Evidently, lichdom isn't all it's cracked up to be.) Analysts who trash our draft are already lumping us in with Oakland as losers. (See http://www.sbnation.com/2011-nfl-draft/2011/4/30/2146305/2011-nfl-draft-grades-losers-raiders-seahawks.)


Oakland Raiders Al Davis (left) and his doppleganger, the Crypt Keeper (right).

However, Rush fans forgave Neil Peart's youthful fascination with Ayn Rand because 2112 rocked, and because the concept album told a story that's compelling even if you reject Objectivist philosophy.

Similarly, I can tolerate Tom Cable's quirky draft selections if Carpenter and Moffitt quickly become strong cogs in a dominant offensive line.

After Peart writes Rush's lyrics, Geddy Lee and Alex Lifeson develop fitting musical accompaniment for them.

In much the same way, after letting Cable grab two O-linemen, Carroll and Schneider took over the rest of the draft.

Geddy Lee tends to dominate the sound of Rush, with bombastic basslines and helium-fueled banshee wails of awesome nasal power, reflecting routing through one of the world's most prominent proboscises.



Rush bassist and banshee, Geddy Lee.

Likewise, Carroll seems the stronger partner in his collaboration with Schneider. The rest of the draft reflected Pete's infatuation with big wideouts, big D-linemen, and big, fast corners who can press.

Conventional critics condemned Seattle for its failure to draft a quarterback. I laud the team for refusing to reach and squander a pick at that position. Re-signing Matt Hasselbeck is the right solution. Failing that, we have made a substantial investment in Charlie Whitehurst, and he performed well in the one high-stakes contest where we customized the game plan for him. If we need backup insurance, it's a buyer's market for capable free agent quarterbacks.



Charlie Whitehurst and Matt Hasselbeck, Seattle's best bets at quarterback next year

Rush isn't for everyone. Music critics have never liked the band, and Rush songs have rarely dented the charts, but the power trio has thrived for more than three decades by continuing to please a substantial niche audience.

By the same token, the Great Collaborators don't need to please draft pundits or impress a national audience of football fans in their selections of college talent. They just need to serve the Seahawks faithful by assembling a team that can maintain Seattle's traditional dominance of the NFC West.

Occasionally, it takes time for a Rush album to grow on you. Intially, I didn't like Grace under Pressure or Test for Echo, but over time, I came to appreciate their subtle and considerable virtues.

In a similar vein, I expressed skepticism regarding many of the personnel changes Carroll and Schneider made last year, but in retrospect, their overhaul effort basically succeeded.

Like almost every band, Rush has released uninspired albums. No matter how many times you listen to it, Vapor Trails is a bad trip. (The flatulent implications of its title should have served as ample warning.)



Rush's nadir, Vapor Trails

But I don't think this was a Vapor Trails draft.

After last year, the Great Collaborators have earned a modicum of faith from Seahawks diehards.



Wisconsin guard John Moffitt, now a Seahawk.

Monday, March 7, 2011

How to have an 18-game regular season

This blog is in the players' corner on almost every issue at stake in the collective bargaining process.

We watch the NFL for the players. Not for the coaches, not for the cheerleaders, and certainly not for the fatcat owners in their luxury boxes. We watch to see great athletes compete in a brutal and beautiful sport.

Pro football players really are like gladiators. They absorb and dish out a great deal of punishment for our entertainment. Playing pro football shortens their lives and reduces the quality of their lives in many ways. They deserve to be well-compensated for their sacrifices.

Owners make no comparable contribution to or sacrifice for the game. They can cope with a reduced slice of the pie.

The NFL proposes to "make the pie higher" (to invoke a Bushism) by increasing the regular season from 16 to 18 games. This would generate more revenue. Understandably, players object, citing the increased toll on their bodies, and wondering how the league squares an extended season with its professed desire to enhance player safety.

However, there is a way to go to an 18-game season without endangering players: increase the regular season to 18 games, but make each player eligible to play in only 16 of those games.

Each week, the coaches would have to decide who plays and who sits.

Under my plan, the NFL could even ditch the bye week, because each player would enjoy the equivalent of two bye weeks sometime during the regular season.

Sunday, February 6, 2011

Go, Pack.

Notice the lack of an exclamation point on that title.

It's hard to get too excited about a Super Bowl that doesn't include the Seahawks, or even any former Seattle players.

However, my belief in a just world requires that Green Bay wins.

I realize that the Steelers are a good team, and they might in fact win. I could put up with a Pittsburgh victory, but only if Big Ben Rapistberger exits the game with a career-ending injury.

I've imposed an almost complete media blackout upon myself regarding the Super Bowl because the steady stream of Roethlisberger "redemption" stories sickens me.

If Pittsburgh had any integrity as an organization, they would have cut the rapist before the season began, rather than reinstate him as their starting quarterback after he served his suspension. The Steelers proved they could win without him when Roethlisberger was sidelined. So why bring him back?

Also, Green Bay has solid underdog credentials, as the league's smallest market and the only publicly-owned team. Every time the Packers win, it's a thumb in the eye to the NFL's sordid tradition of individual ownership. Public ownership is obviously good for fans--Green Bay wouldn't have a team anymore without it--but the league won't allow any other team to adopt the practice, because they'd rather maintain the freedom of plutocrats to steal a town's team if the taxpayers don't give them everything they want. Congress should end the ban on public ownership the next time the NFL's anti-trust exemption comes up for renewal.

So: Go, Pack.

Sunday, January 30, 2011

Hire Jim Zorn!

Baltimore just fired Jim Zorn. Since Joe Flacco just finished his best season yet as a pro quarterback, it was surprising that the Ravens decided to terminate his position coach. Flacco publicly expressed his displeasure with the decision.

Jedd Fisch, Seattle's quarterbacks coach, is leaving to become the offensive coordinator of the Miami Hurricanes.

Zorn worked well with Seahawks quarterbacks from 2001-2009. Under his tutelage, Matt Hasselbeck went to three Pro Bowls, and Seneca Wallace developed into an effective backup quarterback.

Bring back Jim Zorn. What are the Seahawks waiting for?

Seahawks to watch in today's Pro Bowl

Umm... there aren't any.

No current or former Seahawk made the Pro Bowl roster.

We are the only team in the NFC that had no one voted to play in the all-star game.

This should serve as a reminder to Coach Carroll and GM John Schneider that Seattle desperately needs personnel upgrades, especially on the offensive and defensive lines, and in the secondary.

Leon Washington was the only Seattle player who arguably deserved to go to Honolulu, but it's hard to dislodge the stellar Devin Hester as the NFC's top return specialist. Even when Washington has as good a season as Hester in the return game.

Aside from Washington, no Seahawk deserved to make the Pro Bowl.

Our former Pro Bowlers did not consistently impress in 2010. Matt Hasselbeck struggled for most of the season before coming alive in the playoffs. Injuries hobbled linebacker Lofa Tatupu all year; simply getting on the field was a weekly victory for him, and only his brilliant (albeit off-concussed) defensive brain made him worth the start. Opposing teams actually targeted cornerback Marcus Trufant, who was also slowed by nagging injuries.

Some members of the current roster showed potential.

Wide receiver Mike Williams had a few monster games. If he can do that consistently, he would make the Pro Bowl.

Rookie Earl Thomas showed enough talent that Peter King of Sports Illustrated named him to his mid-season All-Pro team, but the free safety faded after that, as opposing offenses began to game-plan against him to exploit his inexperience.

Injuries kept left tackle Russell Okung off the field for several games, and compromised his performance when he was on the field, but when healthy, Okung is already among the league's best.

Aaron Curry continues to disappoint. If he wants to justify his salary and the high draft pick we spent on him, he needs to start taking over games and making annual trips to Honolulu.

Sunday, January 23, 2011

The diehard position on today's playoff games

Seahawks diehards may find it hard to get excited about today's playoff games. The pain of our own elimination from the postseason remains fresh, and we are haunted by the emptiness of knowing that more than seven months separate us from the next Seahawks Sunday.

But of course we'll be watching the conference championship games. We can't help it. We love football.

However, I offer the following to sweeten the viewing experience of Seahawks diehards.

First, some solace: The teams we watch today are the only four teams in the league that made it deeper into the playoffs than Seattle did. Twenty-four of the NFL's 32 teams got eliminated before the Seahawks. So, we can feel good about our season and look forward to next year.

Now, whom should we support in today's Pleistocene NFC Championship bout between the Bears and the Packers?

An understandable diehard knee-jerk reaction would be to favor Green Bay because Chicago beat us last week.

However, if the Bears win, our elimination becomes less shameful, because we lost to the eventual conference champions.

I find it hard to be angry at Chicago. They won last week, fair and square. Brian Urlacher gloated a little on the sideline, but everyone knows he's a horse's ass.

There's a sentimental case to be made for the Packers. They're the visiting underdogs, trying to get to the Super Bowl the hard way, via a wild card berth and three road games. They hail from the league's smallest market. They're the only franchise that has managed to buck the plantation paradigm of plutocrat ownership. Because Green Bay shares are owned by hundreds of individual investors, the team will never move.

But then again, there are those uniforms. Why can't they ditch that ghastly color scheme?

I've always liked the Bears; after the Seahawks, they're my team. I loved Walter Payton. Weirdly, last week's loss increased my esteem for Chicago fans. My fiancee and I were spending the weekend in Tucson. I watched last week's game at the sports bar next to our hotel so she could take the car shopping. The establishment--called The Loop--turned out to be a Bears bar. So, I'm sitting there in my #71 Seahawks jersey, watching the game surrounded by Chicago fans and Monsters of the Midway memorabilia. I braced myself for some trash talk, but everyone was really nice to me.

Chicago's roster contains no former Seahawks. Their only obvious local connection is ex-Husky center Olin Kreutz, a dominant player, though slightly unbalanced. He got kicked out of UW for punching a teammate in practice and breaking his jaw. A few years ago, he punched a Bears teammate in practice and broke his jaw. (That time, he kept his job, and the victim got cut. The NFL and the NCAA play by different rules.)

The Packers have no former Seahawks and no ex-Huskies.

So, Kreutz awards a slight diehard advantage to da Bears.

Really, it doesn't matter. If you can't get excited about an NFC championship game featuring a rematch of the league's oldest rivalry, you don't love pro football. May the best team win.

Of course, when it comes to the AFC championship, there is a clear Seahawks diehard position: Down with Pittsburgh.

I admire Hines Ward and Troy Polamalu, but I have no use for the rest of them.

The Stealers have never acknowledged the massive assist they received from the officials in Super Bowl XL.

They have no ex-Seahawks or former Huskies on their roster.

Their quarterback is a scumbag rapist and a disgrace to the league and to the sport.

New York quarterback Mark Sanchez has a rape arrest in his past, too.

So, above all, I'm rooting for the pass rush. I want blitzing defenders to wreak merciless karmic retribution upon Big Ben and Dirty Sanchez. I want both starting quarterbacks knocked out of the game with injuries so catastrophic that they miss the Super Bowl, too. Since the NFL lacks the integrity to ban him from the league for life, a career-ending injury for Roethlisberger is our only hope for justice.

As for the Jets, there are some reasons to root for them, even if they weren't playing the Stealers:

1. Lance Laury, a longtime reserve linebacker and special teams stalwart for Seattle. Now he's a Jet.

2. LaDainian Tomlinson & Marty Schottenheimer. Denied a Super Bowl in San Diego, and then jettisoned by an ungrateful franchise. Now in the twilight of his career, Tomlinson, the decade's greatest running back, deserves a chance to win it all. Marty will never coach again, but he can win vicariously through his son Brian, who is New York's offensive coordinator.

3. Tony Richardson, one of the greatest fullbacks in league history, an unsung hero who for 16 years has blasted open holes, making greatness possible for Marcus Allen, Priest Holmes, Larry Johnson, and Adrian Peterson. The man deserves a Super Bowl ring.

4. Mark Brunell. One of the greatest quarterbacks in the history of the University of Washington, Brunell now backs up Sanchez. In my fantasy scenario, Dirty blows out a knee and Brunell leads the Jets to victory in the AFC championship and the Super Bowl.